Joel Embiid’s Holiday Wish List for the Sixers
As the holiday season approaches, the spirit of giving has touched the Philadelphia 76ers. A recent gathering at Sixers On SI led to a lighthearted yet insightful discussion about what each player might wish for this Christmas. The conversation ranged from improvements in individual performance to broader team aspirations. Here’s a deeper look into the wish lists for some key Sixers players.
Joel Embiid’s Wishes
Austin has a practical request for Joel Embiid: a boost in his three-point shooting efficiency. As Embiid struggles with a career-low 24.1 percent from beyond the arc, enhancing this aspect of his game could significantly impact how defenses approach him.
On the other hand, Bryan’s wish is more straightforward—new knees for Embiid. This reflects the ongoing concerns about Embiid’s durability and the toll his physical style of play has taken over the years. Staying healthy is crucial for the team’s success, especially as they aim for a deep playoff run.
Tyrese Maxey’s Needs
For Tyrese Maxey, Austin hopes to see rookie Jared McCain regain his three-point shooting prowess. McCain’s ability to stretch the floor would create more opportunities for Maxey, allowing him to operate with more space.
Bryan, with a slightly more cynical angle, calls for an amnesty clause. This raises an interesting question: If the Sixers were to use an amnesty clause, would it be on Embiid or Paul George? The implications of such a decision could shift the franchise’s trajectory dramatically.
The Future of VJ Edgecombe
VJ Edgecombe is another player on the wish list, with Austin wishing for improvements in his finishing at the rim, a tighter handle, and even a correct pronunciation of his last name. Bryan echoes this, emphasizing that better finishing skills could elevate Edgecombe’s game to an All-Star level in the near future.
Kelly Oubre Jr.’s Comeback
Austin wishes for Kelly Oubre Jr. to recover his legs quickly as he returns from an LCL injury. Oubre’s dynamic scoring ability has been missed, and his return could reinvigorate the team.
Bryan suggests that Oubre could benefit from enhancing his playmaking skills. If he were to add this dimension to his game, it could elevate his market value significantly, especially as he heads into free agency.
Quentin Grimes and the Quest for Consistency
Quentin Grimes is on the radar for both Austin and Bryan, with Austin calling for shooting consistency and Bryan advocating for better shot selection. Grimes has shown flashes of brilliance but needs to refine his approach to become a reliable scoring threat.
Andre Drummond’s Evolving Role
Austin wishes for Andre Drummond to receive a green light to shoot from deep occasionally. This would help keep him engaged and stretch the floor for the Sixers. However, Bryan points out that Drummond must also improve defensively to increase his value in free agency.
Jared McCain’s Playing Time
For Jared McCain, Austin desires more minutes on the court, hoping he doesn’t get lost in the shuffle behind Maxey, Edgecombe, and Grimes. Bryan adds that McCain’s best chance for increased playing time may be linked to Grimes signing elsewhere.
Dominick Barlow’s Development
Dominick Barlow is another player whose future in Philadelphia could hinge on the team’s roster moves. Austin hopes the Sixers won’t trade for a power forward, while Bryan emphasizes the need for Barlow to improve his three-point efficiency.
Jabari Walker’s Shooting Opportunities
Austin believes Jabari Walker should have more open corner three-point attempts to boost his shooting percentage, while Bryan hopes for a salary dump involving Eric Gordon to create roster space for Walker and Barlow.
Health Concerns for Trendon Watford
Trendon Watford’s health is a pressing concern. Austin’s wish for him is simple: a month free of injuries. His ability to stay on the court could influence the Sixers’ decision regarding his contract for next season.
Adem Bona’s Fouling Issues
Adem Bona needs better hands, according to Austin, while Bryan humorously suggests the NBA allow ten fouls, similar to summer league rules. This would alleviate the concerns surrounding Bona’s fouling issues.
Justin Edwards and Confidence Building
For Justin Edwards, Austin wishes for improved on-ball defense, while Bryan hopes he gains more confidence to rediscover the form he displayed last season.
Eric Gordon’s Financial Wisdom
Austin and Bryan both have wishes for Eric Gordon, with Austin hoping for better body language and Bryan wishing for a savvy financial adviser. Gordon’s future may depend on making wise decisions off the court, especially as he approaches the twilight of his career.
Kyle Lowry’s Throwback Dreams
Austin dreams of Kyle Lowry playing in throwback uniforms, while Bryan wishes for the NBA to reinstate player-coaches. This would allow Lowry to contribute in a leadership role without taking up a roster spot.
Johni Broome’s Path to Success
Finally, Johni Broome is urged to improve his shooting percentage, with hopes that he grows a few inches to increase his prospects in the league. At 6’10”, an extra height boost could make a significant difference in his performance.
This whimsical holiday wish list encapsulates both the aspirations and challenges faced by the Sixers. As the season progresses, these wishes could serve as guiding stars for individual and team development.

